Immigration Man

They don't believe us when we say we met
fell in love on the internet
They ask for evidence more proof they said
should we show them a picture of us naked in bed
'Cause they think it's a big fat lie
they claim my baby wants to jump the line tonight

Immigration man why do you stand in our way
I'm doing all I can to bring my baby here to stay
Still you make us wait while you debate our future plans
You can't stop us immigration man

So I called upon my congressman
but they told me he had up and gone to Washington
So I called the embassy in San Jose
but they kept me on the line for the whole damn day
So I rushed a letter to the presidency
but he's way too busy fighting world war three today

Immigration man why do you stand in our way
I'm doing all I can to bring my baby here to stay
Still you make us wait while you debate our future plans
You can't stop us immigration man

She's not a convict or a communist
She makes the perfect capitalist
She'll abide by Thomas Jefferson
So why you treat her like she's on the run

So my baby landed in the U.S.A.
and they gave us ninety days to plan our wedding day
So we headed up the Califonia One
where I pledged my allegiance to my alien
And we sent the license to the I.N.S.
But they said it's not enough
they're having dinner with us tonight

Immigration man why do you stand in our way
I'm doing all I can to bring my baby here to stay
Still you make us wait while you debate our future plans
You can't stop us immigration man